Haiku Inspired by Sonic’s New 1,200-Calorie Bacon Shake

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http://gma.yahoo.com/photos/fast-food-marketing-gimmicks-slideshow/

Sonic’s new peanut butter and bacon shake has 1,200 calories, 82 grams of sugar, and 79 grams of fat.

Pork’s tender loins 

Forsake former abode 

Peanut butter Tartarus 

 

 

2 thoughts on “Haiku Inspired by Sonic’s New 1,200-Calorie Bacon Shake”

  1. Reblogged this on Morgan Sylvia and commented:
    The wonders of modern science: This week Virgin Galactic had its first successful flight. And, we figured out how to package cardiac arrest in a single serving.

    I wish there was a site that offered news in haiku form. Hm …

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